
                              LORD Stuff Pack 1
                        (c) 1997 ShroomTrip Software

  These are all 8 of the random sayings that will be added to the Daily News
when a player is killed by a monster:

  `n was whipped up on by `e!
  `e has decapitated `n!
  `e has eaten `n for breakfast!
  `n got s&his ass slaughtered by `e!
  `n has died a pitiful death at the hands of `e!
  `e was last seen hauling `n's body to their lair!
  `e totally humiliates `n in front of s&his lover!
  `n curses the day `e was born!

`n = This is the player's name in LORD 2
`e = This is the name of the monster that killed the player
s&his = his if sex is male, her if sex is female
